On the previous subject of animals thought i'd slip in a dedication to my past uni friends and good times. Back in the hay day of the second year of uni my good mate Sadie and I went through a phase of becoming obsessed with sloths!!? (and we still are). We created the zine sloth-zine. We had so much fun making it and spent quite alot of our time finding sloth jokes.....this is just one of them that made us laugh hysterically in the middle of the quiet computer room. So thought i'd share it with you all. I hope you find as funny as we did! :)
"A sloth was walking through the jungle one day when he was set upon a gang of viscious snails. The snails left him bleeding and confused at the bottom of a tree where several hours later he summoned the strength to go to the police station and report the assault. He was asked by the desk sergeant to describe his attackers. He replied, "I don't know what they looked like, it all happened so fast!"
"A sloth was walking through the jungle one day when he was set upon a gang of viscious snails. The snails left him bleeding and confused at the bottom of a tree where several hours later he summoned the strength to go to the police station and report the assault. He was asked by the desk sergeant to describe his attackers. He replied, "I don't know what they looked like, it all happened so fast!"
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